Today I'm wearing these tights.
My husband says I look like an Oompa Loompa. This is the email he sent me:-
oompa loompa doobidy doo. i've got another riddle for you.
oompa loompa doobida dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you wear ugly tights?
A scared, freaked out husband with a case of the frights!